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When I 'wasted' my time at school, listening to Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd albums, I always used to dream about living in Scotland overlooking the sea, painting pictures, playing and recording music, fishing in my own bay, working on the land and not having to worry about money, and it's all here, O.K. except the money, so I don't worry about it...

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

My Top Is Missing

An email sent to Pukka Pies and their response...
Well done Pukka Pies

ARGGGGGGH can you imagine our dispair,
When the boxes were opened and one lid wasn't there,
My Pukka Pies wrong, it's body incompleat,
With shock and pure anguish I fell off my seat,
With menacing looks we stared at each other,
My wife said 'sorry love we don't have another!'.
Then suddenly silence fell on the room,
Darkness, forboding a vision of DOOM,
As you will guess my wife got the top,
I only pray these mistakes they will stop.

A very hungry and sad

Dear Sean

I thank you so much,
For your well thought out verse,
And would like to say sorry,
And of course reimburse.

Please forward your address,
Just as soon as you can,
Then a letter and cheque,
I will send by post man.

Thank you again,
You have quite made my day.
And I wish all complaints,
Could be made in this way!

Kind Regards

Ms Kerry Dickens
Customer Services Manager

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